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Arsenic Kisses

The Livejournal of The Rachel

Created on 2003-11-13 13:08:47 (#1458136), last updated 2005-08-27

290 comments received, 318 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Rachel
Birthdate:03-31
Location:AK
Bio
I live in Alaska.
In a cozy igloo.
I eat lots of whale blubber,
What...Don't YOU?

Oh, dear, or dear,
There's a blizzard outside.
I'll put on my mucklucks
And go for a ride...

...On my pet polar bear,
With his fur warm and white!
He's really a darling,
Except when he bites.

I'll need to zip up my parka,
And put on my mits,
It's fifty below outside,
As cold as ****!

Pardon my eskimo,
But really, it's tough.
Living up here in Alaska,
Is rougher than rough.

You should come for a visit.
I'll lend you my bear!
We're nice folks, in Alaska,
Bye bye, now! Take care!


Hardy har har, right? Yes, that IS my origional poetry. Just came up with it right here in this nifty little box 'About Me'! Ain't it crafty? I hope you got the sarcasm, let's not stereotype us Alaskans, or any other people for that matter, okay?

Anyways, since this is supposed to be about me, you can read my interests and I think that'll basically sum it up.

Adios!
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